Here are things I’ve published.
McSweeney’s: I’m Putting the Pots and Pans Away Loudly Because I Love Your Mother So Much
251: Circled in
251: Lost Toward Sea
251: The Weather Channel’s Greatest Hits
251: The little things.
Weekly Humorist: Congratulations, You’re Going Back to the Office!
Weekly Humorist: Home Depot’s Updated In-Store Bird Policy
Points in Case: How to Stop Teenagers from Making Fun of You in Public
Points in Case: Termites and What Else to Expect on My Houseboat Airbnb
Points in Case: Acid Flashback, or Did You Forget to Take Off Your Jacket in a Restaurant?
Points in Case: My Dog’s Actually Very Friendly, She’ll Let Go in a Minute
Points in Case: Are You Familiar with My Podcast, Your Honor?
